WTFxUP!?

Alright, So I was bored as HECK!!! So I thought "Hmmm. Let’s see what’s in the basement,". I go to the kitchen and get the key to my basement. I open it. There I giant spider web right in my face. "AHHHHH!!!!." I struggle to take it off and I fall down the stairs. "WTF!!!," I scream. I go through some boxes. I see broken jewelry, old toys, my kindergarden pictures, and some other old stuff. I open a box, I saw a shining bright cube. I could not believe my eyes. "OMG!!! MY SEGA DREAMCAST" There was all the cables and other stuff. I plug it in my room. "FML NO GAMES!!!"

WTFxUP with that?

Thanks Yamil " SkRuBz" Oliver

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I’m sure most of you guys reading this LOVE coffee, so here are some fun facts… Check out the source for more fun stuff.

Source [mohammedyassin.com]

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50 Cent was on an all liquid diet for a role in a movie called “Things Fall Apart”.

In this role he plays a football player who was diagnosed with cancer… If this happened in real life, i think i would’ve self diagnosed him with cancer, jeez.

Anyways, he was on a all liquid diet, and ran on his treadmill for 3 hours straight, every day, for 9 weeks! He lost 54 cents pounds.

Hes back to normal now though, kinda. They already filled the movie (or his parts i assume), i bet he’s eating like a mad man now.

He looks horrible in that picture, he even got whiter…

Source: [DietsInReview.com]

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Researcher Mark Gasson is the first human to ever have a computer virus in him, obviously. Is he a geek or a scientist?

Of course he is a scientist, and he didn’t create this virus to be an asshole. He is trying to prove something i guess, apparently he can transfer that virus into any other system, all he has to do is swipe his hand in front of the apparatus (Ex: ID scanners, etc), or chips, and it will receive a virus too.

Humans already have certain chips in them, and in the future, nearly everything might have a chip, meaning that if some asshole creates a virus that can spread into other chips, our health might be at risk… I thought i would only see this in movies.

Check out this video of the great Dr.Michio Kaku explaining this in greater details.

It would’ve been funny if he named it Trojan Human… *Rimshot!*

Source: [Mkaku.org]

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As all of you guys know by now (unless you live under a rock), There’s an oil spill in the Gulf, and the hole drilled in the bottom of the ocean has been gushing oil for like a month. They have tried various methods to try to seal it, but no luck.

The way its gonna work is that they are basically going to cover the hole with a tube, and the tube will lead to a ship in the surface of the water, and take the oil, it will not take all of it, but its something i guess. This next method might work, but it does not, 20% more oil could end up gushing out of that hole. Sounds like a plan!

Meanwhile enjoy your oil covered seafood, yum.

Source [Gizmodo.com]

Some genius made a firefox plugin called Shaved Bieber that censors ANYTHING related to the pre-pubescent Justin Bieber. Apparently his friend told him that he was tired of seeing Bieber stuff on the internet, and told him to create a plugin for that, he was done in 6 hours.

Now Bieber fans are RAGING, all of those 14 year old girls sending the author of the plugin death threats, and calling him Hitler, etc. Seriously if you’re a Justin Bieber fan, you should NOT be giving people death threats… because they do not sound threatening at all. I could just imagine those poor girls, typing an email with CAPS and lots of exclamations, and tons of chat lingo… *shivers*.

Some poor soul got on her twitter to cry about this Justin Bieber plugin, she said…

“Mum put that shaved bieber thing on all our computers! I’m like crying, I hate u sooo much mum.”

‘Atta girl, fuck mom, its all about Bieber.

Source [PopEater.com]

So some dude gets knifed in Counter-Strike and he is raging, like really irate. So you know most people just call you a fag, talk about how they boned your mom and they’re gonna be your new dad someday, and/or rage quit. Oh no not this guy. Not only did he track him down, which I don’t know how, maybe that will get you to take your privacy or lack thereof on facebook more serious, but he knifes him in revenge. This could totally be a movie idea. Make it into some wacky ass plot twist. (movie preview voice)Tom had someone near and dear to his heart killed. Tom tracked the killer down for 6 months(/movie preview voice) and then the douche stabs the dude that knifed him in a video game. That’s basically what he said too. Last time I checked there is a reset button or sign up for a new account or whatever. Since he’s bringing video games to real life I’m sure he would love getting tea bagged in prison. Btw the stabee didn’t die, just like the video game.

Well yeah I’m josh and i am also legally retarded so to remind you all that if you correct anything in this post you are going to hell. Moving on this poster you see here is REAL!!!! it was released yesterday (by that i mean i don’t know when this was put out). Its a fan film not really much of a shock considering that this is just one of those games that shouldn’t have a movie. It is free to watch though for anyone who would like to see…… this.

Okay so let me go into detail this is basically a TV pilot….. its an hour and a half of someone trying to make a name for themselves which i have nothing against because again its free. It didn’t really seem to follow any Megaman game in particular, just some shit that was put together. No real story line, nothing that will make you say “wow” (aside from the creative use of hockey/football gear).

… You know what i kinda thought about it this movie was like an hour and a half of staring into space because i think that’s how i watched it, put the screen in my face and stared at it. Go watch it though. It’s something you could talk about i guess, when your friends ask “hey have you seen any shitty movies lately” you say “boy do i have one for you *douche smile*”

here is the link http://www.megamanfilm.com/

Nah, not yet, but i give him 5 months before his lungs collapse, and his heart gets clogged. This is sickening.

I’m pretty sure you have seen this video by now, if not here… Then continue reading.

So the story behind this kid is so weird, apparently he had his first smoke at the age of 18 months! And now that he’s two, he’s addicted to them. He smoke 40 cigarettes a day! and if he doesn’t, he begins to bang his head against the wall, and cry. And his stupid parents give him what he wants.

I obviously blame the parents for this poor kid, I’m pretty sure you can stop an 18 month old kid from smoking, HELL even if hes 2, let him bang his head against the wall, he wont die any faster.

According to the story, his father was the one who gave him his first cigarette…

Ardi Rizal is two years old and smokes 40 cigarettes a day. Ardi Rizal is Indonesian, and his father claims he gave him his first cigarette at 18 months of age.

“I’m not worried about his health, he looks healthy,” shrugged the boy’s father Mohammad Rizal.

However at 2 years old, the boy is reported to weigh in at about 50 pounds; clearly overweight for a toddler of that age.

“He cries and throws tantrums when we don’t let him smoke. He’s addicted,” his father adds.

Ardi’s mother, Diana, says, “He’s totally addicted. If he doesn’t get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick.”

Source for quote [Gather.com]

Poor father is clueless of what he’s done to his kid… How can he afford 40 cigarettes in Indonesia?

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